The soukou found us again on the beach, to be inspired by the various figures that are there and to look for the ones that stand out. After recording the male tribes on the Cypriot beaches, we return - always with good intentions - with the female beings that adorn the sandy surfaces in front of the sea. “Oooo! Look how cool I am! ”
We all saw you my dear, you can sit now. The cool & deadly of the beach, which has the impression that its descent to the shore, means that even the fish have to get out of the water to admire its existence. Pose and kitten, he loves the faux bijoux that stand out and has a strong preference for oversized spectacle frames, those that hide the entire eyebrow, cheek and ears, do not tell me. You will never see her hair wet even if it has been preceded by a long dive, because - we do not know how she does it - she owes and should and wants and manages to maintain the haircut of the hairdresser that has preceded her arrival. The nails are well-painted, the tan is uniform, the accessories are monochrome with a splash from what is playing in fashion this year. Chick is not used to carrying with her, she damages her image, however if she is playing something in her life she can take it for a walk because she will serve her in the photo poses one-paparazzi-opposite-me. Her best friend, apart from the chubby gay who does not come off her side, is her beach bag which -but we do not know what she carries in there- is bigger than a voyage bag that you are preparing for a two-month trip to Australia to your relatives. Her dream is to win at The Voice, or Master Chef, or somewhere, anywhere, where her reputation will reopen and spread her tentacles beyond the coastal front of humble Limassol. We wish her good luck.
It seems that even the fish have to get out of the water to admire its existence.
"I would like to be a MILF but the Muslims are making a fuss"
She fell in love with him, married him, married him, washes his white clothes and picks up his socks from the living room, and in addition grows the ram-angel fruits of their love. It is the most afflicted existence on land and sea because, in the times we are going through, it must be a mother and a professional and a wife and a housewife and whatever comes to your mind. On the beach, you will see her go down with her husband, who is overloaded with family members, to grind the mullets in the sand and because they do not coordinate and break her nerves, she shouts and gets angry, as a result of which she breaks ours. She is a university graduate and graduated with honors, but at the moment her priority is to take out the cherry that dripped on her blouse and find ten minutes to throw herself at the beautician to take out the eyebrow that started to look like Karamanlis. Her swimsuit is an acquisition of last season - she didn't have time to go get a new one - and all the bags - and the ten she carries - are featured by Peppa Pig, Pokemon, Superman, Hello Kitty! and Hannah Montana, according to Miley Cyrus, before she started looking like a cheap prostitute in an Amsterdam alley. The only thing he wishes at the moment when he is there in front of you, is little Maria to stop crying for no reason, George to do his best and not to drown the Swedish child next door and Eleni to stop asking when they will leave. Instead of staring at her as she shouts at one of the Muslims, try to exchange a look of compassion, she desperately needs it.
Don't talk to me, don't look at me, don't breathe next to me
The fact that on Sundays her 'girlfriend' takes leave and is not there to serve her every need and absurdity, angers her even more than the fact that she closed her favorite branded store, the one with the monograms, in Stasikratous . She does not go to sea to tan, she has been tanning since March, after all, but to calm down from the frantic rhythms of her life. If you think that the five secular events he has to attend during the week are not tedious, you are wandering bitterly. Although it is gathered on beaches that are not frequented by many people, the beds are at a safe distance from each other and there are - definitely - waiters who are ready to serve you without shouting at them [as long as you think about it and the order comes] or Its resonant presence causes noise pollution. This is due to the 90s television figure he has, which brings him to Brooke Logan Forrester from another era. Xinomoura, made from the berry to the butt, does not speak, does not cry and does not move from the deck chair, no tsunami rises to flatten the whole bay. The reason she is there, on the village Cypriot beach, is because her company did not have the opportunity for Mykonos this weekend. Do not dare to comment on it with your girlfriend and laugh because it will pull the nail out. Now, if you are a child between 22-34 you can make your move, her husband tomorrow goes down to the hacked hotel behind the beach and to tell you the truth, he will not care much, you will do him a favor.
The reason she is there, on the village beach of Cyprus, is because her friends did not have the opportunity for Mykonos.
"Life is too short to be a sad baby"
He knows how to recite all the viticultural quotes from the bookstores that are in the cash registers of the bookstores and you get them for € 3,99. She wears a bandana, loose pants or a long dress, she wants to look like a child of flowers but she doesn't succeed every time because she is afraid of bees. She carries with her an ice cube with cold herbal tea that she collected on a trip with friends last week and her big question is why we are not allowed to swim naked and enjoy our body. She comes out with a guy who reminds me of something between hipster and her uncle Kotsiou, who accompanies her enjoying with her the pleasant and idyllic landscapes that nature has so generously given us. They greet the birds, they greet the children, they pick up the garbage that some unscathed people threw in the sand. Before they came, they smoked a little grass, so it's more zen than normal. If you do them a favor and empty their corner, they may enjoy another one up there on the rock, their waves hitting their feet and their birds fluttering over their heads. Peace.
* All the above characters are fantastic and any identification with real people is a product of your imagination. Did we read the other with the men of the beach?
Source: City Free Press