By Zafeiros Anastasiou:
After much thought and reflection (an hour at most) we created the "Guide to Optimism for the desperate Kokkinochoriatis" (and Kokkinochoriatissa is meant) which is now a bit down in the winter (to use our degree a bit - Yes I studied Psychology, I was small and I did not know and did not even ask them to go).
Dear Kokkinochoriati,
I know you are not at your best. Unemployment, crisis and as if all this were not enough, you learn how the best Kokkinohoria village couple separates: Andreas Georgiou-Eleftheria Eleftheriou! You do not want to be very depressed.
Besides, let the "city" make fun of you because you are very "village" and especially now in the winter when Ayia Napa and Protaras are dead, you are considered very "out of fashion". And the other, you sit and watch the weather in Sigma - to know if it will be sunny to sail the saltines - and you notice that they do not say the weather in our area! Well, the favored ones, Tsouroulis, where is he going on holiday on the XNUMXth of August and even to add Famagusta, are you going on the map?
But you kiss (and you mean kissed), I do not want you to be discouraged. You have next to you the best antidepressant created by the good Theoulis and it is also free. The sea! I know, the season has not started yet, so do not go diving, get sick and then say we are to blame, but it is even better now that it is quiet. Alone or with friends (if you want to take your dog with you alone, except that he will enjoy the walk he will not greet you), with a coffee (Costa if you are Protaras, Poka, Mr Brown or Kitsio if you pass any kiosk ) or a Keanita (goes everywhere as a matter of fact), your cigarettes if you smoke (if not do not start now with the crisis, wait for the gas to come out to become a sheikh and smoke Havana cigars not fake things) and no laxoudin, shrimp, chocolates, slippers or whatever else your appetite craves. I wrote for free but the truth is you can not save 20 euros.
For those who are not covered by the sea, there are many ruthless people that you can "sneak up on" and collect caraols (if it ever does us the favor of raining), cauliflowers, jellies, mushrooms (not poisonous, the usual) while for them Romantic are the mitzvah, cyclamen and poppies. Those of you who do not have the opportunity during this time, do not stress me, clear Monday is near and we will all go out (God first) to enjoy nature. (We will not be considered "kitsch", we asked on Shrove Monday and we are allowed to move freely in the fields).
So, one day when there will be a nice sun, get up from the couch and go for a walk in the sea or in nature and you will see that happiness is the simple, small things. Because my dear Kokkinohoriati (and Kokkinochoriatissa means) summer or winter, you live in one of the most beautiful parts of Cyprus, so arrange to enjoy it before the tourists "meet" Russians, English, Swedes and any other breed wants to live "Like here nowhere !!! ».
In conclusion, for those who are not expressed by the sea or nature, or are just bored to shake the couch you can go to youtube and watch the new video clip of Angela Dimitriou entitled "Comeback". Thank God that Lady exists in such times.
ΥΣ. I do not think you should all start going to sea now and do not let me calm down and listen to the wave in peace. Enjoy responsibly. And also Keep Cyprus clean!
PS.2 Dedicated to the Phoenix he left us recently. I wish the dog paradise to have many things to "matsioulas". We miss you…