By Luke Chr. Luke:
Lesson 1:
A man enters the bathroom as soon as his wife has taken a shower, and the doorbell rings. His wife throws a towel on her and runs to the door. When he opens the door he sees George, the neighbor. Before opening her mouth, George tells her. I give you 1.000 euros to take out the towel and let me caress your breasts.
After a little thought, the woman takes off her towel and stands naked in front of George. He looks at her for a while, caresses her, gives her 1.000 euros and leaves. The woman puts on the towel again and goes back to the bathroom. Her husband asks her. Who was it; It was George the neighbor, she replies. Well, says the man, did he say anything about the 1.000 euros he owes me?
Ethical lesson of history:
If you share critical information with your partners in a timely manner, you may encounter unpleasant surprises.
Lesson 2:
A priest was driving a young nun. She crossed her legs and her shapely thighs were visible. The priest lost control of the car for a while and when he met he put his hand on her knee. The nun said, Father, remember Psalm 129! The priest withdrew his hand, but soon caught the nun's knee again. The nun said again, Father, remember psalm 129! The priest replied: Sorry sister but the flesh is weak. When they arrived at the convent, the nun sighed deeply and left. As soon as he reached the church the priest ran to find the psalm 129. The Psalm said: Aim higher, so you will find joy.
Ethical lesson of history:
If you are not well informed about your job, you may miss out on good opportunities.
Lesson 3:
A sales manager, a Clerk and their Manager were having lunch when they found an old gas lamp. They rubbed it and a Genie came out of it. Genie said: I will satisfy a wish from each of you. I first, I first! says the Administration clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas, ride a speedboat, and not care about anything in the world. Pap… And it was done. Me after, I after! Says the sales manager. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, and enjoying the love of my life. Pap… And it was done. "Okay, now it's your turn," Ginny tells the Director. The Manager said, I want these two back in the office after dinner.
Ethical lesson of history:
We always let the boss have the first say.
Lesson 4:
An eagle was sitting on a tree doing nothing. A little rabbit sees the eagle and asks him: Can I sit like you and do nothing? The eagle answered: Of course, why not! So the rabbit sat down on the ground and rested. Suddenly, a fox appears, rushes and eats the rabbit.
Ethical lesson of history:
In order to be able to sit and do nothing, you have to be in a very high position.
Lesson 5:
A turkey was talking to a bull. "I wish I could climb to the top of this tree," said the turkey, "but I have no strength." Why don't you try some of my feces? replied the bull. They are very nutritious. The turkey was bitten by a pile of manure, and found that it had given it enough strength to reach the lower branch of the tree. The next day, after eating more manure, he reached the second branch. Finally after four nights, the turkey proudly climbed to the top of the tree. But it was quickly noticed by a landowner, who shot her and threw her under the tree.
Ethical lesson of history:
Feces (bullshit = bullshit = bull feces) can lift you up, but they can't keep you there.
Lesson 6:
A small bird flew south to avoid winter. It was very cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While he was trembling there, a cow came and dung on him. As the frozen bird was in the manure pile, it found that it was warming up. The manure thawed it. So as he was warm and happy, he began to sing. A passing cat heard the barking and ran to see where it was coming from. Following the sound, the cat found the bird in the manure stack, and immediately grabbed it and ate it.
Ethical lessons of history:
(1) Whoever throws you is not necessarily your enemy.
(2) Whoever gets you out of the dung is not necessarily your friend.
(3) And when you are in the dung, it is better to keep your mouth shut.
Lucas Chr. Luke