By Zafeiros Anastasiou
1. Women live longer than men.
2. In case of emergency (eg shipwreck) women and children come out first.
3. There is a ladies night. Have you heard of men's night? Nah…
4. Women mature faster than men (some men never mature).
5. Women are more resilient to pain.
6. Women do not worry about getting injured when lifting their zipper.
7. Women use both cerebral hemispheres.
8. Women do not need to have a DNA test because they know which children are theirs!
9. Women do not go to the army (not necessarily at least).
10. Women are considered the fairer sex.
11. A woman usually does not have to pay for appointments (The word is usually used, because not all gentlemen are like the Red Villagers, so girls be careful because you may have to pay for your coffee).
12. For women, shopping is a pleasure and not a mandatory process.
13. Always, ladies come first!
14. Women can say various excuses like I have a period, I am pregnant, to eat more.
15. Women do not have hair everywhere (I guess there are exceptions so watch out boys).
16. Women get drunk more easily, and therefore cheaper than men.
17. Women can do many things at once.
18. Women can hide imperfections on their face and body with clever tricks (heels, makeup, appropriate clothing).
19. The solution to women's problems is simple: Chocolate!
20. Women can save the traffic slopes with a smile.
21. If we hug our girlfriends no one will misunderstand us.
22. A woman does not need to watch a movie with inappropriate content to enjoy it.
23. A woman does not need to carry suitcases.
24. A woman can cry for any reason, while a man will always cry for a woman.
25. A group of women do not eat at a club!
26. The woman is considered sexy when she wears her partner's clothes (if not bad the opposite happens there is a problem).
27. When a woman cries she is sensitive, while when a man cries she is considered weak.
28. The woman always remembers birthdays and anniversaries.
29. A woman can spend both her and her partner's salary and he can say nothing.
30. A woman can save almost everything enough to cry.
Source: otherside.gr