From Zafeiro Anastasiou:
We decided to dedicate an article to the invalids we see and hear around .. But because there are too many and we would end up writing a volume, we chose the 20 +1 predominant. Let's talk about factor X, that is, invalid.
1. The distances in Brusco that have made Crete - Cyprus, Sotira - Liopetri. A little further Achilles is a shorter distance from Larnaca airport in Chania, except for us to grab a sandwich that Pezuna.
2. The franzarouda of Nikaros. Is the president taking care of her at Tony & Guy ..?
3. The universe! My hatred conspires if you want something too much. Universe stop playing pello ok ..? Last year I asked you for a tall, dark-skinned woman I saw in the project. Ah Lucho Vampa now that "La Patrona" is over I feel a big void in the afternoons…
4. Every year we get a sense of who will represent Eurovision…
5. The moaning of Mouratidis. Mercy, that is… He came to Cyprus so many times because no one influenced him to cut cyclamen into anything to make him feel a little happy, my child.
6. The weather this year we became Miami (beach!) Good bad do not keep your boots. Maybe in August instead of Makronissos we will find Troodos to make a snowman!
7. The harpoon attack: What are you doing? IM good you; "Now that I saw you better!" Because some girls also market it as an antidepressant…
8. That we should learn the language of the tourists who visit our beautiful island. Today Russian, tomorrow Chinese, the day after tomorrow Alaurnese.
9. That a photographer from a well-known club refuses to take a photo of you if you are not a foreigner! (My Antigone, next time play the Indian, after you blackened you blackened jay you become charcoal take advantage of it!)
10. Starbucks and Hard Rock Cafe to open in free Famagusta! Is it possible to be in London jay to shout the Englishman "I am from Cyprus" jay his first words (like the baby cries mom) to be AYIA NAPA jay to have "Starbucks" still ??
11. To even declare Ayia Napa as the top world tourist destination! Even for a summer, my child, may the mayor of my perch be a little happy and make us pay for parking…
12. That politicians have jay faces genius jay still talk. (Do they also have the impression that someone is listening to them?) The MUTE button is a nice invention!
13. Which strangely we are the only country in Europe that ate a haircut (Fortunately there are extensions…)
14. That the shrimp do not come in a bigger package !!!
15. For the last 3 years we ONLY HEAR ONLY about natural gas and that 2/3 of the Cypriot youth are studying something in the relevant field. Now if we will ever see this thing called natural gas God knows.
16. They cut our city free press jay and made it the only online hate. We were first asked if we know how to touch the computer and did it online ???
17. That the Russians keep so much money, I did not hear anyone, not even someone who works in tourism, say to me "You know, they left me tips for 200 euros… or even a green one…"
18. Who never won an Academy Award for Best Actor in a Leading Role with Makis from Happy Together. "Kittens - march and Dionysis grab a beer" at least a Golden Globe was worth it!
19. Where Kotsinochorka in many villages (like the spaghetti pasta) but all feed Cyprus from tourism and agriculture. You blame my friends, but every summer in jazz you miss Nissi Beach and Konno! Because just as the German wants his mobile phone, so the Horaite wants his Protaras !!!
20. How close is it to the first month of summer and still to put Sex & the City for the 34th time! Men have the World Cup, how can we girls spend the summer without Samantha?
21. The comments on facebook! What do you owe us, my mother, if you came to jay and made a perm of your Rocky? Mercy that is…
ΥΣ. Dedicated to my christening Nelia who turns 2 years old and to my coumeré Utensils that have porosity with 50 shades. My utensils, thank you for giving me the joy of becoming a spiritual mother and sorry for blowing the baby…