Delivery: Many deliverers have found themselves in a difficult position. After all, making a delivery is not the easiest thing in the world. The delivery process may be easy, but there is a different or weird customer at every door. So what does a deliverer think when you bring out your weirdness? Read below to find out. In more detail:
Delivera: Here are ten things he thinks, but the customer does not hear
- "When you come to open for me, make sure you have the money ready in hand and do not look for it at that time in pockets and bags. I have many orders to deliver and I am late ".
- Deliveras: "I get annoyed when I ring the bell and wait 10 'until you open it for me. You know that I will come so do not come in for a shower as soon as you order ".
- "Do not catch my conversation because you have not seen a person all day or because you desperately want to say your problem somewhere. "I am a delivery man, not a psychologist."
- Deliveras: "I work more than 10 hours a day and I can't wait to go home to rest, do not order 10 ′ before the store closes and then wait for me to come to you with a smile to your ears".
- "Do not take out a 100 euro banknote to pay for an order of 4,30 €! I do not have to spoil you and I have to hack the neighborhood kiosks without always finding someone to spoil me. If it really happens that you do not have a penny, mention it in your order ".
The things a deliverer thinks, but the customer does not hear
- "Show decency and wear no blouse - do not forget the pants - I do not have to see you in my underpants and you are not a Victoria's Secret model to make my day"
- "Do not be rude to me and do not close the door in my face! I am already doing a difficult job and I do not need your bad ways to make it even more difficult for me ".
- "I do not own the restaurant, it means I can not give you a better price. Do not haggle and do not complain to me about the accuracy of the pizza ".
- "10 minutes is not considered a tip. I know you do not have to leave me tips but if you want to leave me, then add something more. We all rely on the tips and we really need them ".
- "If the entrance of your house is not obvious or the bell does not say name, be sure to inform the store! "I do not like playing the detective, especially at night."
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