A text written in Cypriot dialect entitled "Cyprus: The Party is over" and published for the first time on social media, is making a splash on the internet.
The subject of the text is none other than the economic crisis that plagues Cyprus.
Read the full text:
"For many years now, ALL of us below were having a big PARTY, which we had the illusion would never end:
We, the foreigners (Russians, Kalamarades, British, etc.) placed our deposits in our 2 big banks, Bank of Cyprus (TC) and People's Bank (LT) against an unrealistically high interest rate that did not exist anywhere in the Eurozone.
We voted for the Boards of Directors (BoD) of the 2 banks of TC jie LT.
The BoDs that we voted for were taking this incredible liquidity, they did not know what to do with it, they were making super risky investments to show super profits. Up in Greece, up in Russia, up in Serbia, up in Romania, up in England, there is no canton of Europe left in which our guru bankers, from Kaimakli jie Ai Demeti rush to play "expert bankers" around the Europe.
The BoDs that we voted for, bought toxic-waste Greek bonds at low prices to sell them back to the Greek state at higher prices to show more super profits. (Exactly when they bought them, but the "fat" Germans of Deutche Bank unloaded them on our fosters.)
That the super profits of the banks are met by us shareholders (some 200,000 Cypriots) super dividends, super free shares, super pre-emptive rights, etc.
That the super profits of the banks, the BoDs paid themselves and the managers of our banks super bonuses of millions.
That the super profits of the banks the employees of the banks received super benefits, super salaries, super provident funds, super one-time pension (up to 1 million each in some cases), privileges secured by the super trade union workers-fathers Hatzikoshotros.
We charged super interest on our deposits, 5% or 6%, instead of the 0.5% that people in all over Europe get.
We hired accountants, auditors, lawyers and other consultants to pay us super fees to advise us on how to maintain this "nice system we set up" on a paper basis (5% -6% euro interest rates vs 0.5% in all other countries eurozone - you do not need to be a rocket scientist to understand that this system will someday return).
Our state is subject to super taxes from the super profits of our banks and our super interest rates.
Our state defined us, our siblings, our relatives, our son ("Mitsis Sior is good, he studied in England, he finished in London" - he did not make it clear that he did study "in London" but in … University of Wolverhampton No. 367 in the rankings, which suggests that they graduated from the School .London School of Economics) with super salaries, super ATA, super retirement benefits, in Government, in
Cyprus Airways, Eurocypria, CYTA, EAC, etc.
We paid Kokoulan to the public broadcaster 2,000 euros a month for the hard work to answer the phones, Mitsion enough to the Water Department 2,500 to go around the country to drink coffee in the cafe of Kkeletzis at 2.30:3,500 p.m. at noon with the double cab of the service, Antonakis, a trade unionist teacher of OELMEK 7 to work 2 months a year until 5,000 in the afternoon to pay tax-free junk that in particular, Julia, a waitress in the air at Cyprus Airways for 30 euros Caven Jie to serve sandwiches, Tony 8,000-year-old Kopeluin to Laiki Private Banking 10,000 euros a month to make ends meet Jie to have a business lunch with Russian money launderers in Pyxidan, Mr. Andreakis, Professor at the University of 60,000 month plus 3 the time a European project to pretend to be Harvard Jie professor teaching 12,000 hours a week , Christine's 20 euros a month tax-free… he studied for 1,750 months to become a Cyprus Airways pilot. We produced absolutely nothing as an economy, we ate our essentials, at a time when in Greece the head of GEETHA receives 1,200 euros, university professors XNUMX euros in other European countries, they produce everything, they take half of our salaries.
We voted for our previous president, the main person responsible for our collapse, the absolute aghaparon, the Artemakis of politics ("I in jie"…) who, in the middle of 2011, when the markets no longer lent us enough, we were jealous of the Europeans. of the ELA like the strangles, which president did not even greet the Europeans when they warned him "take measures, your bubble burst when it breaks". On the contrary, they insisted in Brussels, "I am a communist, I am proud; your markets are in the throes of the people," and the creatures were wondering if he was the president of a Eurozone state, or just a frozen ice cream cone. .
We appointed, through the aghaparos, the Governor of Central, who left a bank corpse, the Laiki, to suck 10 billion until elections are held, just so that the bank can return to the government under Christofkias to inherit it.
We voted for our 56 deputies, who in June 2012 received 1.8 billion of the jie bank corpse, noticing that they had already received 5 billion ELA, because (hear excuse!)… Was on page 63 of the text, jian… en on θκιαβάσουν!
We voted for the new president whose genius's advisers, while they knew or should have known that the issue was raised to cut the ELA of Laiki, which on January 21, 2013, jie with 1,000 pleas finally gave us a 2 month extension due to elections, on March 15 at Eurogroup unprepared jie when they asked him the issue of ELA of the Cypriot Banks to make Rambo jie they said "fefko", jie they said "the year jiahame the door"… jie turned back!
We voted for the new president who, a few days before the Euro Group, his son-in-law sent a carat of millions abroad to push for the purchase of land in Cyprus.
We set up our washing machine just fine based on the highest interest rates in the Eurozone, and we ate gums that lasted until 2012. Before 2012, the Europeans used to cheer us on for our banking system… "guys, set up a big washing machine, do something" but we did not charge them because we did not need loans from them at all. This story lasted until June 2012 when we needed loans to continue the party…
When the super risky investments of our banks made back fire jie turned gums on us, we cried like jie cusses wanting to pay the losses of the jie banks's party's NOT US, but the taxpayer German, Dutch, Finnish etc. who works like the CHEST gum day jie produces competing products that are sold all over the world, jie who DIDN'T HAVE SUPER SALARY JEI BENEFITS LIKE US jie who lives in an apartment of 50 square yards In Cyprus, they told us that we were living, they are wondering what in the curse we are doing right, he is wrong, yes, we are living like maharajas with the shells of 11 square meters, with the cottages in Protaras " with the BMWs of the 500 horses "of the mitzvah" that we took as a gift because we did the big and shocking thing they managed to "throw the army", the AUDI TOUAREG 35 horses of the gaineka to fit the choking if it goes to Arfa Mega the Filipino. "
Now that OUR BUBBLE has burst in our hearts, we are looking for the wrong jie, we are praising the Europeans for being to blame for our evils. OTHERS ARE ALWAYS TO BLAME! Well, NO, WE ARE TO BLAME for our carpet, another less (because they voted for jeans they voted for), another more (because they stole from the drawer).
We accuse the Europeans of wanting to destroy us. NO, WE DESTROYED OURSELVES! We lived, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate, we ate .
We accuse the Europeans of wanting to destroy our financial center, our hydrocephalus, our bloated banking system (7 times our GDP), we wonder why they are calling for Luxembourg, whose banking system is 24 times its GDP.
I'm sorry, but Luxembourg, which is on its knees in the Euro Group, is asking for loans in order to "live as a thief." We are. WE have tamed the state, our banking system, WE are on our knees, please give us something to eat, to continue the party, to feed the other hydrocephalus of our hypertrophic state with the super salaries, the super ocels , the super privileges, the super 5-6 taxis in one year abroad for… "to see Apoelli in Chhampppio Li".
We were told that the 15.8 billion we owe, to give us the 10 billion loans, because so much we can afford, so much we can repay, even with an interest rate of 2.5% (instead of 4.5% that we pay in Russia), start repaying after 10 years repayment period of 30 years, let us find the remaining 5.8 billion that we owe us, let us rejoice, let us say to them a "BRONDER JEE PROUD NO", let us return with flags that we "hung" on them.
We are accusing the Europeans of usury (!) We have been advised that we want the 15.8 billion geniuses to be chewed on us, in fact without conditions that "indicate the proud arrogant Cypriot people", so that we can eat them like a party!
We caught them crying… in Russia our perch drags us 5-6 billion gin (at an interest rate of 4.5% - instead of the 2.5% that the "usurer" Europeans want) to continue the party as a parachute, they told us to "go to γαμ… ».
WE ARE TO BLAME, oh maybe those of our political promoters who want us to go outside the Eurozone are right.
We are mullahs and we deserve to live in Europe. It is better to make a "zone" with Egypt, Palestine, Syria and Tunisia, to gnaw like wild beasts, to ride bicycles with bicycles, to go around with shorts, flies, to produce NOTHING jie to eat ostriches, jerks jie huge, jie to bathe once Easter or Jie the Protogronian by the rivers. Besides, we do not differ much from the mules…
Our last chance is the agreement with the Troika.
If we do not find a solution that shows that we understood where we came from, to prove to the Europeans that we put in mind that we will learn to work, to produce jie to eat based on our capabilities jie our productivity, jie that if we borrow we jze we have to return jie jie not every now and then to eat jie to go jie to ask for jiala without "restrictive terms jie suffocating repayment schedules" jie if they refuse to call them "proud jie thunderous NO" jie to make us all with the armies that "we sat down with them", while they are supporting us,… let's go to the pound… so get ready to live in Cyprus of 1910.
SORRY but the party is over.
As if we were 2:00 on Sunday morning at the party at Blinkers, we were having fun drunk, smoking our COHIBA, wearing our Rolex jie, our Burberry, dancing on the tables with "Svetlana jie Annieuska the babies respect", dragging handkerchiefs straight up, drinking one pot ABSOLUT jie CHIVAS BLACK LEIPE after the other, then SOIPLE with the jerk carousel lowered the jie switch we were left missing. The party is over… »
