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Looking for an escape from office life? Do you enjoy working in the countryside?
If so, then there is a place out there for you.
Fly to the North East of England and get a job in StagWeb, looking for human targets to test paintball weapons!
You will of course spend your day as moving targets, but the sacrifice is worth it as it involves new challenges.
This is exactly what StagWeb CEO Steve Roddy told the Newcastle newspaper "The Chronicle": "We are looking for a touring guy who wants a new challenge. We can provide him with shielding, but we do not want it. We are looking for someone to tell us how he feels about the blows and we would be happy if people suggested us someone who really deserves the job!
The employee will of course wear a mask, but also a T-shirt to feel the pain in his skin. On the positive side, the ability to run fast but also to stand still is counted, "in case we fail while running", as we are told, to bruise well and of course endure the pain.
"Given that you will eat a maximum of 20 chromocapsules at a time, how bad can it be?", The employer wonders!